- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the asian kid gets an F

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Snarf Nuggets

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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