What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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