- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

black people

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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