NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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black people

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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