- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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