- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's 9+10? 19

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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