Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

knock knock how there me ok come in

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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