- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what time is it? 3:16

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

i dont like chris

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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