Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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