- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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