- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

I had sex with my mother in law

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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