- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

I had sex with my mother in law

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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