- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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