- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Yo mamas so fat.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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