So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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penis

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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hi

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Gorden Brown.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Hi

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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