- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Safe sex MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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