Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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