why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Justin Beiber

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Woman's rights

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Dylan is gay

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Anti Joke

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