What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Who is it?

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http://richardfigures.com/

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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