Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Get off my porch.

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