What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Justin's hair

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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