The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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