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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What is the meaning of life? 42

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

book 'em danno

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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