At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your grandma's cookies.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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