- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Do you know what color comes after 9?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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