Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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I can count to potato.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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