There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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purple pickles

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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