- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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