- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats worse than school? Summer school

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