ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Get off my porch.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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womens rights

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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