- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Woman's rights

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Dylan is gay

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??