wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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