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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

boobs.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

you lose.

what do u call a black man a black man

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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