Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Samraj.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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I pooped.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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