Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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i dont like chris

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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