Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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