Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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