- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama's fat.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

gay marriage.

Women's rights...

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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