- Anti Joke

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.