- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Alex Gedrose.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You just read this ..

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??