Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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