What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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9/11.

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