- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

A man killed himself.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what is racecar backwards in reverse

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