What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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stinky boner

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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