- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

There was an american man on the way to work.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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