- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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try slamming a revolving door

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Jerry.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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