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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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