- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My kids are mistakes.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Donald Trump

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

meh

i lost the game

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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