What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

so... how about that airplane food

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

women's rights.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Whats 2+1? 2.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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