Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

civil rights

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

women's rights.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

so... how about that airplane food

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Whats 2+1? 2.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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