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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

children burning

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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