- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Women's rights

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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