Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Okay, one second.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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