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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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