- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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