what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Gingers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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