- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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You see how lame this is?

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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