Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Flop dog

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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