A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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acualy is dolan

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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