- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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