- Anti Joke

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad