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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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