- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Your mom.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

racism...deal with it!

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

PENIS

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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