What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

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