what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

I said I hate niiggers

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

hey bill!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Autism speaks but not really

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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