Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

kieran scott has a huge back

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

so... how about that airplane food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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