Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Xbox One

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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