- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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