Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Gingers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Colby Michael Schluter

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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