Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Come In!

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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