- Anti Joke

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

racism...deal with it!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Knock Knock! Come in.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Anti Joke

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