- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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drugs.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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