Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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