- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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