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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

why dont they make black forks

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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