- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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