The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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one day i went to bed

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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