Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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