What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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