what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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I told you it would happen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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