How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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