- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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