- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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