What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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