What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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brainfart

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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