A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Womens' sports

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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whats a willy? -brock

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one day i went to bed

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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