- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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