What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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shauns beautiful

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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