- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Butt poop.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

we all know sammi has a penis

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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